YARGH! Me good friend The Mighty Shoehorn started a blog. Check it to read some really funny shit.

Shoehorn’s Chop’s always crack me up. I know it’s hard to believe but… Yes. The picture above is a photoshop (He’s not really that tan)

YARGH! After much drama, our trip to Japan, and not enough sharky farts, I thought it’d be fun to throw me first mate Theo The Theologian out of a plane.

We took me boat into shore to find a plane to plunge from. After a long ride on me Motorcycle..

…we got to the airport.
Here’s me all suited up in fruity fruit orange.

Theo whined about having to wear purple, so I gave up me orange suit… I should’ve stabbed that cooky fucker with me sword.
After gettin’ into me new jumpsuit, Theo, and I got aboard in the flyin’ boat, and took off.

After climbin’ for a bit, and Theo losin’ his clammy clam lunch overboard, we were ready to jump…

Aside from Theo wettin’ himself, it be a good jumpy jump.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

YARGH!

It be comin’ indeed…

AHOY! me bliggly blogs!

I always wanted to pork me some Geishas so I grabbed me first mate Theo The Theologian, and set a course for me Jappy Pan.

We had no trouble findin� me prized small feet, painted girls�
The girls couldn�t understand me pirate speak, but they understoood how to
wax me Moby boner. Like guppies to a worm, they gobbled me mast.

Theo�s religion says he can�t be havin� dirty sex, so he went off to find God, and clear his mind of sinful thoughts.
All he found was this fruity fruit worshippin� some really big stone guy.

Japan be a beautiful country, but work on the good ship Chio must continue, so we set sail for home�.

We decided to stop over in Hawaii to stock up on me ale, and some flubbery rubber Orca blubber.
I paid me a visit to the good ship Shoehorn while in Hawaii.
Shoehorn be an avid windsurfer, and convinced me to try it�

While I was tearin� it up with shoehorn on our windy boards, Theo went to check out the local religious scene.
He met Fred on makilakkitaki. They exchanged emails, and plan on contactin� each other later for a sabatical.

With me the good ship restocked, and a hunkering for some home cooked squigly squids�
we said Ahoy! to Shoehorn, got back in me boat, and sailed for home.

I be tired, I�ll post more picky pics later.

YARGH! The good ship Chio� It be coming�.

AHOY! me Sharky farts!

He’s a misguided monk with a heart (and tooth) of gold, that has an affinity for goats and lounging in his skivvies…

He’s a prickly pirate with a shiny peg leg that waxes poetic about waxing carrots and whacking parrots (or pounding Paris).

The zany adventures of the Perverted Pirate and his Diabolical Theological sidekick continue…

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