SharkyFarts! http://www.sharkyfarts.com The Adventures of Chio The Pirate and his First Mate Theo The Theologian Thu, 16 Nov 2006 07:15:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.1 en YARGH! A new paypal be comin’ http://www.sharkyfarts.com/yargh-a-new-paypal-be-comin-20.html http://www.sharkyfarts.com/yargh-a-new-paypal-be-comin-20.html#comments Sun, 08 Jan 2006 22:18:37 +0000 Chio The Pirate http://www.sharkyfarts.com/yargh-a-new-paypal-be-comin-20.html Almost there…. :)

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This is based on the same plugin system for wordpress I use on my celebrity blogs which helped generate traffic, and build higher serps, alexa rankings are jumping up each day too.

Not a bad price either. No affiliate program yet :( Check it out here

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Check it out.
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]]> http://www.sharkyfarts.com/juges-bikini-17.html/feed/ YARGH! A link from Dingo The Clown http://www.sharkyfarts.com/yargh-a-link-from-dingo-the-clown-15.html http://www.sharkyfarts.com/yargh-a-link-from-dingo-the-clown-15.html#comments Tue, 11 Oct 2005 19:42:33 +0000 Chio The Pirate http://www.sharkyfarts.com/?p=15 Dingo The Clown from the World famous Clown House sent me good friend The Mighty Arkalan this link. He sent it to me, now I’m sending it to you.

Be sure to roll your mouse over the scrollin girls. Click if you don’t care to stare at the bearded clammy clams.

Take a look!

Scrolling Girls

]]> http://www.sharkyfarts.com/yargh-a-link-from-dingo-the-clown-15.html/feed/ YARGH! I be Typed http://www.sharkyfarts.com/yargh-i-be-typed-19.html http://www.sharkyfarts.com/yargh-i-be-typed-19.html#comments Mon, 10 Oct 2005 13:48:59 +0000 Chio The Pirate http://www.sharkyfarts.com/?p=19 A nice picture to ascii art generator.

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]]> http://www.sharkyfarts.com/yargh-i-be-typed-19.html/feed/ YARGH! Son of Sam be one funny motherfucker http://www.sharkyfarts.com/yargh-son-of-sam-be-one-funny-motherfucker-16.html http://www.sharkyfarts.com/yargh-son-of-sam-be-one-funny-motherfucker-16.html#comments Mon, 10 Oct 2005 09:04:21 +0000 Chio The Pirate http://www.sharkyfarts.com/?p=16 YARGH! This thread on GFY be worthy of archivin’ forever. Alien races will find this thread, and understand all of the intricacies of human kind with a simple image posted thousands of years before.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=529715

]]> http://www.sharkyfarts.com/yargh-son-of-sam-be-one-funny-motherfucker-16.html/feed/ YARGH! I be surfin’! http://www.sharkyfarts.com/yargh-i-be-surfin-13.html http://www.sharkyfarts.com/yargh-i-be-surfin-13.html#comments Mon, 10 Oct 2005 06:06:21 +0000 Chio The Pirate http://www.sharkyfarts.com/yargh-i-be-surfin-13.html Chio The Pirate Surfing

]]> http://www.sharkyfarts.com/yargh-i-be-surfin-13.html/feed/ YARGH! The Pirate Sex Movie Be Out! http://www.sharkyfarts.com/yargh-the-pirate-sex-movie-be-out-11.html http://www.sharkyfarts.com/yargh-the-pirate-sex-movie-be-out-11.html#comments Tue, 04 Oct 2005 19:00:18 +0000 Chio The Pirate http://www.sharkyfarts.com/yargh-the-pirate-sex-movie-be-out-11.html YARGH! Pirates the adult movie is out. Awesome too.

YARGH! Click Here To Download! Pirates XXX

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Protest be good! YARGH!

]]> http://www.sharkyfarts.com/yargh-not-sure-what-it-be-meanin-10.html/feed/ The Mighty Shoehorn is Live! http://www.sharkyfarts.com/the-mighty-shoehorn-is-live-9.html http://www.sharkyfarts.com/the-mighty-shoehorn-is-live-9.html#comments Wed, 28 Sep 2005 07:41:48 +0000 Chio The Pirate http://www.sharkyfarts.com/the-mighty-shoehorn-is-live-9.html YARGH! Me good friend The Mighty Shoehorn started a blog. Check it to read some really funny shit.

Shoehorn’s Chop’s always crack me up. I know it’s hard to believe but… Yes. The picture above is a photoshop (He’s not really that tan)

]]> http://www.sharkyfarts.com/the-mighty-shoehorn-is-live-9.html/feed/ The Adventures of Chio The Pirate, and His First Mate Theo [Skydiving] http://www.sharkyfarts.com/8-8.html http://www.sharkyfarts.com/8-8.html#comments Sat, 24 Sep 2005 03:29:31 +0000 Chio The Pirate http://www.sharkyfarts.com/8-8.html YARGH! After much drama, our trip to Japan, and not enough sharky farts, I thought it’d be fun to throw me first mate Theo The Theologian out of a plane.

We took me boat into shore to find a plane to plunge from. After a long ride on me Motorcycle..

Chio's New Ride Vrrrrrrooom!

…we got to the airport.
Here’s me all suited up in fruity fruit orange.

Chio The Pirate all suited up for skydiving

Theo whined about having to wear purple, so I gave up me orange suit… I should’ve stabbed that cooky fucker with me sword.
After gettin’ into me new jumpsuit, Theo, and I got aboard in the flyin’ boat, and took off.

After climbin’ for a bit, and Theo losin’ his clammy clam lunch overboard, we were ready to jump…

Chio The Pirate and Theo The Theologian Flying High

Aside from Theo wettin’ himself, it be a good jumpy jump.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

YARGH! WEEEEEEEE Falling to Earth

YARGH!

The Good Ship Chio Be Comin'

It be comin’ indeed…

AHOY! me bliggly blogs!

]]> http://www.sharkyfarts.com/8-8.html/feed/ YARGH! I want you… http://www.sharkyfarts.com/yargh-i-want-you-4.html http://www.sharkyfarts.com/yargh-i-want-you-4.html#comments Fri, 05 Aug 2005 16:21:59 +0000 Chio The Pirate http://www.sharkyfarts.com/?p=4 Wax me carrot!

]]> http://www.sharkyfarts.com/yargh-i-want-you-4.html/feed/ YARGH! The Adventures of Chio The Pirate, and Theo The Theologian [Japan] http://www.sharkyfarts.com/yargh-the-further-adventures-of-chio-the-pirate-and-theo-the-theologian-japan-3.html http://www.sharkyfarts.com/yargh-the-further-adventures-of-chio-the-pirate-and-theo-the-theologian-japan-3.html#comments Fri, 05 Aug 2005 15:13:19 +0000 Chio The Pirate http://www.sharkyfarts.com/?p=3 I always wanted to pork me some Geishas so I grabbed me first mate Theo The Theologian, and set a course for me Jappy Pan.

We had no trouble findin� me prized small feet, painted girls�
The girls couldn�t understand me pirate speak, but they understoood how to
wax me Moby boner. Like guppies to a worm, they gobbled me mast.

Chio and Theo with some Geisha's

Theo�s religion says he can�t be havin� dirty sex, so he went off to find God, and clear his mind of sinful thoughts.
All he found was this fruity fruit worshippin� some really big stone guy.

Theo The Theologian worshippin' Buddah

Japan be a beautiful country, but work on the good ship Chio must continue, so we set sail for home�.

We decided to stop over in Hawaii to stock up on me ale, and some flubbery rubber Orca blubber.
I paid me a visit to the good ship Shoehorn while in Hawaii.
Shoehorn be an avid windsurfer, and convinced me to try it�

Chio The Pirate and Shoehorn windsurfin'

While I was tearin� it up with shoehorn on our windy boards, Theo went to check out the local religious scene.
He met Fred on makilakkitaki. They exchanged emails, and plan on contactin� each other later for a sabatical.

Theo and some weird Voodoo guy

With me the good ship restocked, and a hunkering for some home cooked squigly squids�
we said Ahoy! to Shoehorn, got back in me boat, and sailed for home.

YARGH! The Good Ship Chio!

I be tired, I�ll post more picky pics later.

YARGH! The good ship Chio� It be coming�.

AHOY! me Sharky farts!

]]> http://www.sharkyfarts.com/yargh-the-further-adventures-of-chio-the-pirate-and-theo-the-theologian-japan-3.html/feed/ A spin on “they fight crime” by a Picture Tennis Pro. http://www.sharkyfarts.com/a-spin-on-they-fight-crime-by-a-picture-tennis-pro-5.html http://www.sharkyfarts.com/a-spin-on-they-fight-crime-by-a-picture-tennis-pro-5.html#comments Mon, 01 Aug 2005 18:37:51 +0000 Chio The Pirate http://www.sharkyfarts.com/?p=5 He’s a misguided monk with a heart (and tooth) of gold, that has an affinity for goats and lounging in his skivvies…

He’s a prickly pirate with a shiny peg leg that waxes poetic about waxing carrots and whacking parrots (or pounding Paris).

The zany adventures of the Perverted Pirate and his Diabolical Theological sidekick continue…

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