I always wanted to pork me some Geishas so I grabbed me first mate Theo The Theologian, and set a course for me Jappy Pan.
We had no trouble findin� me prized small feet, painted girls�
The girls couldn�t understand me pirate speak, but they understoood how to
wax me Moby boner. Like guppies to a worm, they […]

He’s a misguided monk with a heart (and tooth) of gold, that has an affinity for goats and lounging in his skivvies…
He’s a prickly pirate with a shiny peg leg that waxes poetic about waxing carrots and whacking parrots (or pounding Paris).
The zany adventures of the Perverted Pirate and his Diabolical Theological sidekick continue…
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